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    Senior Hostboard Member Ted Mark's Avatar
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    Wink

    Just so I can contribuite SOMEHING I thought I'd put this up for your amusement.

    Photo-Story or Animation Story:
    Cannibal Cave-women Cat Fight!

    Synopsis:
    200,000 years ago...
    After the Ice Age...
    Deer and other eating animals are scarce...
    Small tribes break up as everyone goes to find enough food for themselves...
    Prehistoric Human Beings have become Cannibals!

    A Blond Mother and Daughter from the German Alps
    and a Brunette Mother and Daughter from the Alps of Italy
    meet and Fight to the Death!


    Scene One:
    Blond mother and blond daughter are waking up on a ridge by a little waterfall.
    Naked they bathe.
    There is three boulders in a row. One boulder is as big as a Basketball. One boulder is as big as a medium sized pig. One boulder is as big as a ram.
    The mother lifts the biggest boulder over her head and puts it down.
    Her daughter lifts each in turn, smallest to biggest. Her Mother smiles in approval.
    Her daughter is very young. But this world is hard. Life is short.
    Her daughter must find a man and mate. Her daughter must be prepared to fight like a tiger.
    Her daughter must be willing to kill with joy, like a tiger.

    Scene Two:
    In the valley below by the stream that came from the mountain.
    Brunette mother and brunette daughter are eating a dead rabbit.
    The mother hands the daughter the guts. The mother eats the head in two bites!
    The daughter rubs her tummy. She is still hungry!
    The mother thinks: "We must find someone today. If they are male, he must mate with us... then we kill and eat him! If they are female, we must fight, kill and eat her!"

    Scene Three:

    Blond mother and blond daughter see the Brunette mother and brunette daughter!
    At the same moment the Brunette mother and brunette daughter see the Blond mother and blond daughter!
    They each scream a war cry and run together to fight, naked, to the death!
    The mothers fight. The daughters fight. No mercy! No stopping!
    The daughters fight with their fists until teeth are knocked out, eyes are swollen, and noses are broken.
    The mothers fight with their fists until their breasts are bruised and swollen, eyes are swollen, and noses are broken.
    The fight goes back and forth again and again. The females tear each others throats with their teeth!
    The mothers use stones to beat each other, and their daughters bite and claw!
    Finally one mother breaks the other mothers neck!
    Finally one daughter finishes choking the other daughter to death!
    But they are not the same hair color... oh no!

    Scene Four:
    One mother and one daughter now must fight to the death! No mercy. Two naked animals. One burning jungle.

    Only one female will feed and live to mate. Here comes a cave man now! He saw the fight and is erect!
    He knew to wait until her belly was full!
    [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    LOL! That was pretty good, and would make a good pic story... I just wish I had the stuff to do it.

    btw: It'd also make a good regular story if someone filled it in.

    MikeJV

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    I might even have a go at filling in the bits in between myself. Might be a challenge and a change to my usual stuff. [img]mad.gif[/img]

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    Please!

    No matter how much I like what I write, it doesn't turn me on thye way something by some other fatal femal fight fiend does.

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